by Yalepec Contributor on November 23, 2009
Chris Johnson Twitch is such a rare talent that he has many nicknames. Following his blazing 40 yard dash time at the combine, he earned the nickname CJ4.24. Chris Johnson Twitch is also known around his teammates as Light Blue Jesus, or LBJ for short. No connection whatsoever with Lyndon Johnson, of course.
Chris Johnson Twitch is called “Smash and Dash” when juxtaposed to his larger partner in crime, bruising back LenDale White. However, it appears Chris Johnson didn’t like that nickname, so he began calling himself “Every Coach’s Dream.” Pretty humble, this Chris Johnson Twitch fella.
Despite the self-aggrandizing, Chris Johnson Twitch is the real deal. This season, he is pursuing three of the biggest records that have any meaning for running backs. First, he’s after the rushing yards. Having accumulated 1,091 yards following nine games, Chris Johnson Twitch is eyeing 2,000 although he is only on pace for 1,940. Sixty more? No problem for Twitch.
Chris Johnson Twitch is also seeking the yards from scrimmage recognition. On pace for 2,405 Chris Johnson Twitch is on pace to top Marshall Faulk, who eclipsed 2,400 in 1999 during his heydays with the lightning fast Rams with Kurt Warner at the helm.
The last thing Chris Johnson Twitch is seeking is the yards per carry title. He is averaging 6.42 yards per carry, in line with Jim Brown’s 6.40 yards per carry in 1963. Well, if Light Blue Jesus, aka Chris Johnson Twitch has his way, he will be racking up the accolades by season’s end.
by Yalepec Contributor on November 23, 2009
Jimmy Clausen punched, and it did not happen on the field. Notre Dame college quarterback Jimmy Clausen was reportedly punched in the face by an irate fan outside a South Bend restaurant. Evidently, the angry fan sucker punched Clausen as he left the restaurant.
Jimmy Clausen punched is not something anyone expects to hear. Maybe Weiss punched might be more probable, given Notre Dame’s dismal performance three years in a row. But no, the ticker is going to read Jimmy Clausen punched. The event occurred Sunday morning and the result of Jimmy Clausen punched is a swollen eye.
Jimmy Clausen is not expected to miss any time because of the Jimmy Clausen punched injury. It appears that the event is going to be a non-event, and the Chicago Tribune reported on its Web site that no police report has been filed.
Jimmy Clausen punched by a fan, and he wasn’t alone when the incident occurred. He was noted to be out with family members as well as several teammates following Notre Dame’s Senior Day loss to Connecticut. The fan who punched Jimmy Clausen allegedly said something to Clausen and a female companion before throwing the punch that resulted in the now highly searched Jimmy Clausen punched event.
by Yalepec Staff on November 23, 2009
Emmanuel delCour, or should we call him Jean Val Jean, the successful porn star has found something else to do in between his porn gigs. He is now a contestant on Bravo’s upcoming Chef Academy and for a while his secret was bottled up. No longer.
Emmanuel delCour is a successful porn star prior to becoming a student on Bravo’s Chef Academy. Bravo’s new show purports to teach non-chefs how to cook and how to compete. We know Emmanuel delCour is quite adept in front of the camera, as his alter ego Jean Val Jean has performed in numerous straight porn flicks. No, he hasn’t starred in any gay porn in the past, at least not that we know of.
Emmanuel delCour, aka Jean Val Jean fancies himself as “the premier straight porn practitioner” and a favorite of female porn stars. He doesn’t name any sources, however. Pretty soon, we should be able to ascertain if this Emmauel delCour has any chops outside of the bedroom. At the very least, it would be gratifying to know that Emmanuel delCour can piece together a decent salad with some sort of signature sauce. No, not that kind of sauce.
It appears that Bravo is capitalizing on the cross over from porn to mainstream reality TV. Fellow Academy members Kup and Kylie discovered for themselves Emmanuel delCour’s other successful venture, and that is, in the porn industry as none other than Jean Val Jean, the “premier straight porn practicioner.”