Chris Johnson Twitch

by Yalepec Contributor on November 23, 2009

Chris Johnson Twitch is such a rare talent that he has many nicknames. Following his blazing 40 yard dash time at the combine, he earned the nickname CJ4.24. Chris Johnson Twitch is also known around his teammates as Light Blue Jesus, or LBJ for short. No connection whatsoever with Lyndon Johnson, of course.

Chris Johnson Twitch is called “Smash and Dash” when juxtaposed to his larger partner in crime, bruising back LenDale White. However, it appears Chris Johnson didn’t like that nickname, so he began calling himself “Every Coach’s Dream.” Pretty humble, this Chris Johnson Twitch fella.

Despite the self-aggrandizing, Chris Johnson Twitch is the real deal. This season, he is pursuing three of the biggest records that have any meaning for running backs. First, he’s after the rushing yards. Having accumulated 1,091 yards following nine games, Chris Johnson Twitch is eyeing 2,000 although he is only on pace for 1,940. Sixty more? No problem for Twitch.

Chris Johnson Twitch is also seeking the yards from scrimmage recognition. On pace for 2,405 Chris Johnson Twitch is on pace to top Marshall Faulk, who eclipsed 2,400 in 1999 during his heydays with the lightning fast Rams with Kurt Warner at the helm.

The last thing Chris Johnson Twitch is seeking is the yards per carry title. He is averaging 6.42 yards per carry, in line with Jim Brown’s 6.40 yards per carry in 1963. Well, if Light Blue Jesus, aka Chris Johnson Twitch has his way, he will be racking up the accolades by season’s end.

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